30 Equestrian Memes For Horse Girls And Horse Women

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    Vertebrate - Jeepers & Pinkie Eq @yeehawllywood My horse kicked me in the head last month and sent me to the ER. My insurance is telling me to sue him. Third Party Liability CLAIMS INVOLVING THIRD PARTY LIABILITY if you or your Dependents injury or illness was in any way, caused by a third party who may be legally liable or responsible for the injury or liness, no accident-related benefits will be paid under any coverage of the Plan unless you contractually agree in writing, in a form satisfacto
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    Infrastructure - BAUSTELLE MOBAU INTERIOR Leasing because you're broke @DankEquestrian Memes/FB Falling in love with the lease horse that costs more than your car F
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    Forehead - My trainer @DankEquestrian Memes/FB Me, not wanting to see the video of myself riding
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    Sky - @DankEquestrianMemes/FB Horse girls Dudes with trucks
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    World - Shooter Hall @TheShooterHall NFL Player: only eats what's on their diet crafted by trainers and nutrition specialists and has 3 hours of pre- game exorcises and warmups Rodeo Cowboy: *puts foot up on fence and squats twice* "I thought I'd be way more hungover after those shots but fuck boys I feel good" 1/17/20, 2:37 PM 298 Retweets 2,551 Likes 27 3
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    Dog - Equestrians when they see a 6 ft 200 lb man on a horse vs Equestrians when they see a 5 ft 200 lb woman on a horse @Dank EquestrianMemes/FB LILY LU
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    Plant - *Approaches my horse without treats* My horse: @DankEquestrian Memes/FB Who the H.E. double F*CK are you?
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    Horse - @DankEquestrian Memes/FB Horse: - 1,200 lbs - Used to carry humans into battle - Easily trained - Only mildly psychotic - Will probably follow you like a dog H Pony: -350 lbs - Treasonous bastards - Absolutely fucking useless - You'll regret buying this for your kids - Will follow you into a back alley to shank you
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    Facial expression - Riding a hot horse on a trail and asking them to walk: @DankEquestrian Meman/TE Me My horse P210 Okay, fine. But I'm gonna freak out the whole time.
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    Glasses - Dank Equestrian Memes/FB Me OSCA The two horses in the barn who want each other dead
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    Nose - My face when the barn's inexperienced rider buys a green horse questrianMemes/FB
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    Outerwear - Me: Having their teeth floated is totally not traumatic in any way, don't worry. Non-horsey barn guest: Oh, cool, I'll just have a peek in the stal- Vet @Dank Equestrian Memes/FB Horse
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    Photograph - @DankEquestrian Memes/FB Life with a gelding vs. life with a mare Joocen YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
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    Forehead - Breeding two well-conformed horses of the same or complimentary breeds who perform their job well @Dank Equestrian Memes/FB Throwing a friesian into their gangbang and charging $15k for a foal
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    Forehead - Horsebook in a nutshell @Dank Equestrian Memes/FB Rick Gore diehard Group admin who can't take this shit anymore Bitless activist, runs a killpen rescue Matchy matchy addict Road races his speed rackers Has dirt on every trainer & rescue within a 500 mile radius "As a certified saddle fitter..." AKLEY Colt starter with 3 felonies
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    Cartoon - My clean horse My grooming supplies A puddle of shit and mud @Dank Equestrian Memes/FB Me
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    Cat - Me trying to figure out why the fuck my horse and I are such a disaster WANTED 109 MANIAC @DankEquestrian Memes/FB
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    World - When you're walking through the crossties and your horse clotheslines you @DankEquestrian Memes/FB
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    Vertebrate - Beginners "Boy howdy, this ain't that bad." Lessons & lease fees @Dank Equestrian Memes/FB "Pardon?" Experience horse people 7 "That's not the horse industry. S Bankruptcy, vet bills, relationship issues, ER trips, and bullying
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    Facial expression - Looking at your purchase summary on Smartpak like @DankEquestrian Memes/FB 248 +208 4416
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    Standing - The bigger horses in the pasture Shetlands @DankEquestrian Memes/FB
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    Smile - Me checking Please don't be high the vet bill: Vet bill:
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    Font - AT&T Christopher Della Rocca 5 hrs Horse tranquilizer as a horse < ☆☆ 7:33 PM ☆☆☆ Horse tranquilizer as a human ★ 92%
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    Horse - @DankEquestrian Memes/FB Horse: - 1,200 lbs - Used to carry humans into battle - Easily trained - Only mildly psychotic - Will probably follow you like a dog H Pony: -350 lbs - Treasonous bastards - Absolutely fucking useless - You'll regret buying this for your kids - Will follow you into a back alley to shank you
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    Snow - @Dank Equestrian Memes/FB That one horse on stall rest Horse people
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    Rectangle - WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Not having to ask your significant other before buying more horses @DankEquestrian Memes/FB
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    Sky - When your horse is about to do something really stupid but you have your phone/camera ready @DankEquestrianMemes/FB
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    Facial expression - When the newbie finds out the hard way why you don't wrap lead ropes around your hand @DankEquestrian Memes/FB
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    Chin - Me I got you! I got you, brother. Account Balance: $17.45 Horse for sale @DankEquestrian Memes/FB Oh, no, you don't!
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    Organism - caleb hearon @calebsaysthings every city has a "guy" they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, riding a horse & your friend will go "oh yeah haha that's horseback jesus" and then that's just the end of the explanation.

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